Eats With April™ Capsule Intel
The Grief Tank You Can Actually Breathe In
“I Just Wanna Eat Funeral Potatoes and Nap”Soft tank. Hard feelings.Built for casserole queens and nap-prone icons.One top. Infinite layers of emotional support.
The Grief Tank You Can Actually Breathe In
“I Just Wanna Eat Funeral Potatoes and Nap”Soft tank. Hard feelings.Built for casserole queens and nap-prone icons.One top. Infinite layers of emotional support.
🔥 How I Joined the Zone™ (and Why You Should To...
I didn’t need a warehouse—I needed a voice. Shandize™ gave me a Zone™: a digital corner of chaos where I could drop unhinged merch, post spicy blogs, and actually feel...
🔥 How I Joined the Zone™ (and Why You Should To...
I didn’t need a warehouse—I needed a voice. Shandize™ gave me a Zone™: a digital corner of chaos where I could drop unhinged merch, post spicy blogs, and actually feel...
🔥 NEW PRODUCT DROP: The “Eat a Dick” Farm-to-Ta...
Introducing the “Eat a Dick” Farm-to-Table Apron — your new kitchen armor for passive-aggressive potlucks and emotional hunger. Made with sass-resistant cotton/poly blend and featuring the unapologetic Dick the Pig™,...
🔥 NEW PRODUCT DROP: The “Eat a Dick” Farm-to-Ta...
Introducing the “Eat a Dick” Farm-to-Table Apron — your new kitchen armor for passive-aggressive potlucks and emotional hunger. Made with sass-resistant cotton/poly blend and featuring the unapologetic Dick the Pig™,...
Tatshoes™ Capsule Intel
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Footwear Gets a Flashback: Tatshoes™ Unveiled
This isn’t just footwear — it’s flash that moves.Tatshoes was born from a simple idea with radical roots: tattoo art deserves to walk the streets. Not just inked into skin...
Footwear Gets a Flashback: Tatshoes™ Unveiled
This isn’t just footwear — it’s flash that moves.Tatshoes was born from a simple idea with radical roots: tattoo art deserves to walk the streets. Not just inked into skin...
Shandize™ Capsule Intel
Dreambound Wall Art™ Capsule Intel
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CAPSULE INTEL: Psyche Radiant
Psyche Radiant – Dreambound Archives We believe this image arrived during a sleep cycle sync — not drawn, but received. In the center: an open iris, sun-hot and lucid. Around...
CAPSULE INTEL: Psyche Radiant
Psyche Radiant – Dreambound Archives We believe this image arrived during a sleep cycle sync — not drawn, but received. In the center: an open iris, sun-hot and lucid. Around...
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🪐 Capsule Intel Entry: Chameleon Rider
“Chameleon Rider” isn’t an answer — it’s a tension.Power beneath patience. Stillness carrying flux. A psychedelic harmony between the grounded and the adaptable — one ancient, one unbothered. You’re not...
🪐 Capsule Intel Entry: Chameleon Rider
“Chameleon Rider” isn’t an answer — it’s a tension.Power beneath patience. Stillness carrying flux. A psychedelic harmony between the grounded and the adaptable — one ancient, one unbothered. You’re not...
The Mulberry Files™ Capsule Intel
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Capsule Intel: File_0000X – Land of the Fee, Ho...
This project was born during that blurry cusp of pre-pandemic denial and digital doom.Before we had words for the collective breakdown.Before we admitted we were dancing on bones in borrowed...
Capsule Intel: File_0000X – Land of the Fee, Ho...
This project was born during that blurry cusp of pre-pandemic denial and digital doom.Before we had words for the collective breakdown.Before we admitted we were dancing on bones in borrowed...
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📂 FILE_019: Two New Capsules Transmit — One Scr...
Two new capsules have breached the archive.One screams in satire. One whispers in existential static.“Land of the Fee, Home of the Rave” lights the flag on fire to a beat...
📂 FILE_019: Two New Capsules Transmit — One Scr...
Two new capsules have breached the archive.One screams in satire. One whispers in existential static.“Land of the Fee, Home of the Rave” lights the flag on fire to a beat...
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🗂️ The Mulberry Files
Capsule Intel Entry 001 This file was recovered from a corrupted lyric sheet and partially restored in the SHANDIZE signal vault. All timestamps approximate. All drops intentional. Mulberry Blue didn’t...
🗂️ The Mulberry Files
Capsule Intel Entry 001 This file was recovered from a corrupted lyric sheet and partially restored in the SHANDIZE signal vault. All timestamps approximate. All drops intentional. Mulberry Blue didn’t...
