Collection: Eats With April™: Wear Your Mood
When a food reviewer makes merch, it doesn’t look like branding — it looks like emotional cuisine.
Eats With April™ is comfort-core clothing for the hungry, the chaotic, and the spicily self-aware.
Aprons with opinions. Tees with flavor.
You are what you wear while you’re eating.
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RAGE & RECIPE – Women’s V-Neck T-Shirt
Regular price $25.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Bacon Is My Love Language – Women’s Pullover Hoodie
Regular price $55.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Bacon Is My Love Language – Men’s Pullover Hoodie
Regular price $45.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Just Wanna Eat Funeral Potatoes and Nap – Men’s Pullover Hoodie
Regular price $45.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Just Wanna Eat Funeral Potatoes and Nap – Women’s Tank
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
“Eat a Dick” – Farm-to-Table Apron ft. Dick the Pig
Regular price $29.40 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
"Eat a D*ck" Ceramic Mug – Farm-Fresh Sass in Every Sip
Regular price $18.90 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
“Eat a Dick” – Farm-to-Table Canvas Tote ft. Dick the Pig (Large)
Regular price $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
“Eat a Dick” – Farm-to-Table Hoodie ft. Dick the Pig
Regular price $45.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per
