Bacon Is My Love Language – Women’s Pullover Hoodie

Because your love language is salty, sizzling, and probably served with coffee.

You don’t say “I love you.” You show up with a plate full of bacon, extra crispy, no questions asked. This 85% cotton, 15% polyester hoodie is your emotional support garment for everything from slow Sundays to chaotic Target runs with a side of PMS and pork fat.

With a generous fit, kangaroo pocket, and wide ribbed hem and cuffs that keep warmth in and bullsh*t out, this hoodie is the kind of cozy that hugs back. Soft enough for nap days. Durable enough for “I’m not cooking tonight” days. And bold enough to let the world know where your love resides (hint: it’s not in grand gestures—it’s in grease).

FEATURES:

• Crispy Comfort: Soft cotton blend with the warmth of a fresh griddle

• Chill-Approved Fit: Generous sizing for snack bloating and mental breakdowns

• Low-Maintenance Love: Washable, wearable, and wrinkle-forgiving (unlike your ex)

• Built-In Storage: Kangaroo pocket = hands, snacks, secrets

Perfect For:

• Breakfast club energy all damn day

• Flirting via food

• Layering under denim jackets or wrapping up on couch cry nights

• Declaring your relationship status: taken by bacon

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