I Just Wanna Eat Funeral Potatoes and Nap – Women’s Tank

Soft grief-core meets premium lounge.
This isn’t just a tank—it’s a whole damn mood. A cozy, stretchy armor for emotionally exhausted queens who are just trying to eat their weight in creamy potato casseroles and disassociate with dignity.

Built for comfort and chaos, this 92% Nylon / 8% Spandex blend hugs you like a Midwest aunt who smells like Bath & Body Works and secrets. Whether you're attending a potluck, skipping one, or just deep-napping through generational trauma, this tank will not ride up, fall apart, or judge you.

FEATURES:

• EASY WEAR: Won’t ride up when life does. Scoop neck + wide straps for no-fuss layering or solo sad-girl fits.

• SOFT AF FABRIC: Breathable microfiber with enough stretch to forgive emotional bloat and too much cheese.

• CLEAN CUT: Hits right at the hip with a 24" length—flattering on every flavor of human.

• YEAR-ROUND STAPLE: Tank in the summer, base layer in the fall, crisis companion always.

Perfect For:

• Post-funeral brunch

• Comfort food revenge

• Third-nap energy

• Hot grief summer

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