I Just Wanna Eat Funeral Potatoes and Nap – Men’s Pullover Hoodie

Part comfort. Part cry for help. All carbs.

This ain't your hypebeast hoodie. This is your "I showed up, brought the dish, and now I need 3 hours of unconsciousness" hoodie. Designed for real ones who’ve endured potlucks, passive-aggression, and potato-based emotions—this pullover wraps you up like a prayer chain and won’t let go.

Crafted from an 85% cotton, 15% polyester blend, it’s soft enough to nap in but tough enough to reheat leftovers in. With a generous fit, wide ribbed hem and cuffs, and a kangaroo pocket large enough to smuggle snacks or existential dread, this hoodie is comfort food in clothing form.

FEATURES:

• Comfy AF: Reliable warmth, soft feel, and emotional support hoodie energy

• Durable + Washable: Machine-wash or hand-wash after you've drooled ranch dressing on it

• Generous Fit: For layering or letting the belly breathe

• Kangaroo Pocket: Store your hands, snacks, or regrets

Perfect For:

• Post-funeral naps

• Sunday hangovers

• Serving hot dish while emotionally unavailable

• Avoiding deep conversations by faking sleep

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